(in a deep voice)My Beretta can blow a lock to pieces.

Buddy T said his 9mm can blow a lock to pieces. Funny how it took a high power rifle to blow a lock to pieces. I guess he meant a gym bag lock. Wait a sec, a Beretta 10X the power of a 9mm round.

I am hungry!!!

I cannot make my mind up. I want either a zombie burger or the pic. Please comment and help me decide. I know Buddy L will be diving in with a ladle if I don't eat it first.

I took the biggest shit today.

It was freaking huge. I had to flush twice. I should have took a picture of it.

Just to spite Buddy L

I am going to send him pics of my shit.

Tactical magazine change.

Sorry, I was attacked the other night. While the assailant was charging me I decided to do a tactical magazine change.

I love using the word "tactical", makes my penis rock hard.

TaupeoftheChainenstein.

My first act as dictator of TaupeoftheChainenstein is to bomb TOTCHISTAN and fuck the survivors in the ass.

I will then take all their guns and shoot them in the ass after that!!!!!

A big party.

Buddy L, buddy J, buddy T, and myself are going to have a party.

Buddy L will bring the Zombie meat, buddy J will bring the sailor's delight, buddy T will just flap his gums at 90mph, and we can all get naked and lick zombie meat off each other.

BITCH!!!!!!

I am craving a Zombie burger.

I was sitting around the lean-to and got the strangest craving for a Zombie burger.

Since buddy L is a Zombie consumer I figure I could to.

I shot me a couple of zombies the other night and they have been "aging" out back. I fired op the BBQ in front of the lean-to and started cooking. Zombie meat is kind of tough but still pallet able.

Just sitting the around Taupe of the Chain lean-to not doing shit.

I was sitting around the Taupe of the Chain lean-to letting my Tokarev ride naked when I saw this Haitian hemophiliac bleed all over my driveway.

Admins that delete comments are Nazis

There is a lot of comment deleting over at Top of the Chain. Only Nazis and Communists do this. He preaches human rights like the 2nd Amendment, but we see the real truth.

Let free speech reign.

Now Top of the Chayne does it right and lets people express themselves without fear of the Gestapo or KGB coming to take them away.